Our massive amount of subscribers will no longer prevent our patches and expansions from being playable the week they come out. Also the honor nerf is being rescinded.
-Blizzard
We will try to to retrict some of the general sleeziness of our user base and prevent press conferences from being invaded by flying genitalia.
-Linden Labs
This Lord of the Rings liscense cost us a fortune, please play our game and we promise not to suck.
-Turbine
We promise that we ignored most of our hardcore crazy beta testers and that our game will not require degrees in catassing and spawn camping.
-Sigil
We swear to god that we can handle having Vanguard and EQ2 on our all access pass. Heck, EQ3 will probably join them in a couple years.
-SOE
We promise that we are not just making the PvP game that World of Warcraft left out.
-EA Mythic
Tabula Rasa will not be the next Planetside. We have Lord British and a way cooler name.
-NCSoft
I know Spore is an icky name but I promise I'm a fun-guy.
-Will Wright
Areae is not Neopets with the Star Wars Galaxies crafting system
-Raph Koster
Found the idea of MMO resolutions from a couple of places like Amber Night and Penny-Arcade. Note that these are fake New Year's resolutions so yes the WoW honor nerf is still in effect and Areae could indeed have the SWG crafting system.
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